post christmas stress disorder (noun) : the inability to get over the fact that christmas is one day a year (and is over, dude); not to be confused with the more understandable post christmas debt stress disorder
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Typically characterized by one or more of the following symptoms:
(1) leaves decorations up past new year's day
(2) makes christmas-gift requests year round
(3) purchases christmas decorations/cards/wrapping paper/gifts on the day immediately following christmas
(4) carries around mistletoe to randomly place over heads of others with the hope of getting a kiss
(5) hugs/kisses others with holiday greetings well into January
We all know someone who suffers. Please remember it's a disorder and the person simply needs help. A bit of slushy, dirty snow slopped onto them by a passing car is known to snap them out of it.
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